Wednesday, July 23, 2008

There No Bad Races...Only Good races and Races Where You Learn Something.




The current position of Team LBF is far better then the previous 72 hours which consisted of not one, not two but three I.V.s and six different kinds of medicine that have had varying effects on the lower GI Tract. It all started 3 days ago after a 16 hour bus ride to the land where a distinction between hole in the ground and toilet is nonexistent. We traveled through the night to Kurtun, Turkey and after a lot of motion sickness and throwing up into bags, the Hammer was nailed to his bed in the hostel. The next morning we took one of what turned out to be many trips to the local clinic AKA Hospital. Down the 6 switchbacks and 800 vertical feet to the town center, past the raw sewage, round the building made of mud to a place resembling a scene from MASH (Glass IV bottles included). 36 hours after Hammers first IV I began throwing up everything in my stomach and then some. The Doctor said i should be fine and I should just rest but after hacking up a whole load of green vomit and proceeding to turn white (hard to believe more white than normal) he thought it would be a good idea to treat me.

We had our minds set on racing all the way up until 8 hours before the start when we couldn't go more than 45 minutes between bathroom breaks (the breaks were from napping in bed) and the fact that after being so exausted from figuring out which route to take I nearly passed out on the way up a flight of stairs. We took an inventory of our bodies at 9 am and realized that we and consumed a gross volume of 3 liters of liquid and 250 calories (Net after vomiting 1 liter and 14 calories) and we were weak enough to call the hump from the room to the can a grunt.

So long story short we are currently sitting in the Istanbul airport waiting for the Air France counter to open at 3 am to change our flight and make a shameless retreat back to North America where we can live in peace and train to return to Kurtun next year and drop the Hammer!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Don't take no for an answer

We've spent the last two days wondering around Istanbul like a couple of morons with Salomon back packs waiting to be jumped. Eating a healthy diet of bread, meat, olives and the occasional cucumber or tomato. I've actually been able to see a change in the texture and consistency of my skin...of course that could be the attributed to the weather. It's been a balmy 103 degrees with 137% humidity...unless your are near the water (within 12 feet...we are 2 blocks away) there it's a manageable 98 degrees with 101% humidity. The locals found a former NYC resident a little harder to barder with than the typical US tourist as i repeatedly walked out of a store with money in hand telling them I wouldn't pay half of what they asked. Moments later the merchant emerged from the store with items already packaged in hand waiting for the price I had set. The beauty of one particular transaction was when I just stood their and stared at Jason for a whole 3 minutes mumbling under our breath "just wait him out man..." the price was reduced...and reduced again...then again...a pair of yellow Velcro chucks went from 65 lira to 32 in a matter of minutes...

We met two of the other international teams at breakfast this morning and found out the Spanish team from PER has only one person...apparently the Race Director said "come to Turkey anyway well will find some thing for you". We're being kicked out of our room at 12 and have to wait around till 4 when the bus comes to take us and our gear to Kurtun. It's supposed to be a 12 hour ride and about 1,000 Km to the race area that's up against the border of Georgia...that's right folks I just checked the maps we are racing 100 KM from Georgia, 200 KM from Armenia and 300 KM from Iran, Iraq and Syria! I didn't really understand the geography of the region until I just took a look at the map and realized that we could drive to Bagdad in about 10 hours...Yikes?

So, we are off to the market for some bread, cheese, a pizza for the road and an AK-47 if the price is right.

This will be the last update before the race starts. So, wish us luck, fast and healthy feet and a seat for the ride home (rather than a coffin).

Yacky Out

Friday, July 18, 2008

Istan....Holy Crap!

After 24 hours of traveling (the last hour and a half being a 150 lira cab ride) Jason and I are settled in at the Hotel Zirve in Kadikoy (+90-216-4145142) Give us a call if you like room 108...

This place is a maze of tiny roads on hillsides that rise straight out of the Med. It reminds me of scenes from a James Bond flick or the Borne Movies. The place is amazing! Tons of vendors selling cheap and trendy clothes, shoes and jewelry. We are going to go for a run tomorrow along the beach and take some more pictures.

Sunday they are picking us up for the long drive to Kurtun!

More to follow,

Yacky Out

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Kurtun Adventure Race or Turkish Disaster or Thanksgiving

Tomorrow I will be leaving for the only city on the planet located in both Asia and Europe...That's right folks I'm heading to Istanbul formally Constantinople...Strategically located between the Golden Horn and the Sea of Marmara at the point where Europe meets Asia, Byzantine Constantinople had been the capital of a Christian empire successor to ancient Greece and Rome. Throughout the Middle Ages Constantinople was Europe's largest and wealthiest city, known as the Queen of Cities...

However, the travel alerts for The Queen of Cities is well...read for yourself...
From the US Citizens National Travel Advisory Committee..."Americans should exercise caution...keep a low profile, and remain vigilant with regard to their personal security. Terrorists do not distinguish between official and civilian targets. As security is increased at official U.S. facilities, terrorists will seek softer targets. These may include facilities where Americans...live, congregate, shop, or visit-- especially hotels, clubs, restaurants...outdoor recreation events, resorts, and beaches. U.S. citizens should remain in a heightened state of personal security awareness..."

Now if that wasn't enough to put your spandex in a bunch then how about this from the Race Director... "Last 5 days Utku and I was at the course. And local securities warning us about the increased risk of bears and wolfs attack. As a result the race will be stop every night. "

This looks to be turning into a stage race which is good for the Team of Dave "go too fast" Stiles and Jason "The Hammer" Lane...All the racers we know have said the same thing about Jason and I Racing on a Duo team..."if you guys make it through the first 6 hours without blowing up (bad choice of words) you'll be so far ahead of the field that no one will be able to touch you..."

I'm just happy to be able to take these kind of trips and race with such great people.

Update on the return and check out the website http://arkurtun-turkey.touaregturk.net/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=25&Itemid=48

Yacky Out

Friday, July 4, 2008

Perform: Inside Adventure Racing

To everyone with us physically and in spirit last night I want to personally thank you all for supporting the team! Last nights movie was a huge success and went better than I could have hoped. Thank you all for your donations, laughter, warm smiles and generous applause! As a first time film maker I was chewing my nails throughout the movie waiting for laughs that came right on cue and tense moments to bring you inside our story. Thank you for being such a wonderful crowd and for all your wonderful comments. The movie will release on DVD in the next four weeks and will be available online and at the bike shop. We welcome comments and questions from one and all.

Thanks again for a wonderful evening!

Dave Stiles AKA Yacky

Monday, June 30, 2008

Untamed BOG!

To all my loyal readers and fanatics following Team LBF in the world of AR and generally epic adventures,



I am sorry for the delay in my Untamed report. To get right to the point we had a very good Untamed NE a couple weeks ago. It was a good race and some great untamed competition. Team Summit Achievement was the Untamed NE winner and Running Free, one of the top Canadian teams, took an untamed 2nd while a very untamed Team LBF took an untamed 3rd.



For 59 untamed hours and 34 untamed minutes we biked, trekked and paddled through some of the most untamed wilderness New England has to offer. I also want to express my gratitude to Grant and the hole Untamed Adventure Team for bringing such a great event to our untamed region most widely known as The North Country. It was great to have such an untamed event up here to compete in and it's about freaking untamed time that someone came along who is untamed enough to bring us Untamed NE (http://www.untamedne.com/). I'm sure that Untamed Virginia in September will be very very...dare I say...Unforgettable?



Race HQ, Start and Finish was at the Franconia Inn on Easton Rd. We made a quick loop on a couple ski trails and through a huge mud puddle in the first 3 minutes (Thanks Grant!). Then off to The Rocks Estate for "Conservation" AKA: Stacking Wood, AKA: doing Chucky D's job for him! Next it was to Remich Park in Littleton and an O-Course that lead us over Parker Mountain. The trail system was so confusing in that section that we almost didn't make it out!...who am I kidding? I put the map away until we got to Waterford, VT...We had a 15 minute lead going into the paddle and were in 3rd by 2 minutes when we got off the water. One reason was the three person teams had one boat with 3 paddles, exactly 1/3 more horse power than our boats, the other reason is we suck at paddling. To our defense it's mainly because we never paddle for training just try and survive the paddle sections in our races...probably should get on the water more.

The Victory Bog section...yes I said Bog...was a quick very hilly bike ride away. We arrived at the VB Section around 8:30 PM and headed into the swamp and mucked about for 5 hours. It was a flash from the past but in Patagonia the bogs were moss with beaver dams that we walked around and over. Grant, I guess, decided that Patagonia was too easy so he sent us straight through the beaver ponds!

An absolutely frozen Team LBF rode into TA 6 at 3:30 AM in Lancaster. We drank these self heating cups of coffee Jamie found at the store and packed up for another 20 hours of racing. We rode to the Mountain View Grand with a quick jog to the top of Prospect mountain (Blah) where we saw the Wicked Pissah gang grunting up on our way down. After the MVG we had a near "CheckPoint 18" (see: http://teamlittletonbikeandfitness.blogspot.com/2007/06/nears-vt-12-hour-ar-huh.html) In my state of weakened condition at the last TA I "thought" I put some maps in the bin instead of my pack...so we had a moment of terror and improvisation brain storming on how we could finish the race without the maps I didn't realize I actually had in my pack. We ran with that for about 20 minutes till Jenny told me "Why don't you just empty your bag and see cuz I don't really want to ride back to Lancaster." That settled we started to race again.

We blew through the first O-Course in a crappy time but nevertheless had fun. The next bike section was nothing short of HELL! Cherry Mountain Rd from Rt 2 in Randolph to Bretton Woods (Stop: Eat Pizza and Cake), Mt Washington Base road to Jefferson Notch Road, over Jefferson Puke road to valley road to where we started! The only good part of that was the Pizza and cross eyed paranoid delusions I had while riding up Jefferson Notch Road!

The second O-Course we nailed and cleaned in a very respectable time. the best part of that was climbing the mt to CP1 and seeing a billboard...I know what you're thinking, hallucination right? That's what Jamie said until he saw the billboard too! Then it got even better. Sam Brown's head popped out from behind the billboard! This was a secret CP that was fully stocked with our teammates husband, baked beans, coke, sandwiches and hugs! The best uplift we could have had. Secretly before the secret CP I wasn't sure we would make it through that big O-Course before the cut off, but Dave Lamb gave me a little pep talk and the energy level was great after that. Remember we had not slept in 40 hours. The nav went super smooth on the next section and we hit every CP right on the first time and very quick...


The long paddle was after our 45 Min nap in a field and was a total blur. All I remember is finding a box of donuts and egg sandwiches under a bridge and eating 4 and 2 of each respectfully! From Lancaster to Moore Dam was about 3 1/2 hours and the weather could not have been nicer.

We rode from Perkins to the back side of the Rocks Estate for more of Charles' unfinished work and then down into Franconia and up three mile hill to Artist Bluff for our ropes section and a silly kayak around Echo. Now, I know that it was done for exposure purpose but, I am an athlete and I train really hard to do what I do. In this case "what I do" was stay up for 3 days and race over 150 miles on foot, bikes and paddling. So, I did feel like a bit of a chump when a guy sitting on the beach at Echo lake said "Hey are you in that Adventure Racing thing? looks like it's pretty tough, do you all have to paddle all the way around the lake (in a sarcastic tone)?" Little did he know I actually was seeing two of him from the lack of sleep and that limp I had was closely related to the 30 miles of trekking I did the night before.

We ended the race with a trek up to Greenleaf hut then down to Lafayette Place, back up Cannon and down three mile hill on foot to a merry finish of the full pro course in 3rd place 26 minutes before the midnight cut off. We were one of 3 teams to get all the Check Points and that means we ROCK!

They had 23 pizzas waiting for us when we got there and I started eating until someone said I had had enough (9 pieces or 1.145 pizzas later). Jamie had a beer and nursed it till Rob almost hit the moose. Jenny fell asleep waiting for Sam who was on top of Kinsman With Dave H and Hailey. Mel tried her hardest to convince me she was ok to drive home after being awake for 66 hours but was glad Darlene was on the left side of the car when she saw the three little pig's chasing a wolf down main street Franconia.

Killer Race and we are pumped to have such a good event near home!

Yacky Out-

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Team LBF Picked as Race Favorite...Crap!

Filed by Untamed Adventure Staff at 5/26/2008 1:47:00 PM
We solicited feedback from a variety of adventure racing "insiders" and can share a bit of their insight into the Untamed New England race roster. We asked them which were teams to watch, how things stack up, and this is what they said . . .On Littleton Bike and Fitness (Littleton, NH):This team is the concensus favorite to top the Untamed New England podium. First off, they're a fast team with Jenny "What is lactic acid?" Johnson leading the charge. They'd be a competitor for the victory in almost any race, but the fact that this event takes place in their backyard (Littleton is just minutes from the host hotel) stacks the deck in their favour. They might even set their maps aside for stretches of the course, who knows...Quote: "Everybody that has a teammate that has beaten Danelle Ballengee in a solo Ultra Endurance race please raise your hand."___________________________On Team ABC / Capital Bikes (Annapolis, MD):This team figured prominently in most expert picks, which slots them in at the #2 position for our purposes. One teammate, Tamela Lynch, is local to the Franconia region, and familiarity with a region is always a big plus. The concensus is that the more paddling in the race, the better for this team (team captain Bill Vickers owns a paddle shop in Maryland and they excel at that aspect of racing). One unknown for this race is how recovered Team ABC is from injuries sustained earlier this year, but our panel thinks a healthy team is certainly one to watch.Quote: "If there's a ton of paddling Bill Vickers and ABC/Capital Bikes are a good choice."___________________________On Team Running Free (Quebec, CA):The most experienced Canadian team in the race, Running Free is also favored to earn a podium spot (we're tucking them into third position). With success in prior years at Raid the North (one of Canada's highest profile events), and a long list of other race achievements, don't be surprised to see this team shine in this rugged course. Some have even suggested them as a dark horse to win the race.Quote: "Every time I race in Canada I'm truly amazed at how much higher their average fitness level seems."___________________________Truthfully, as one reviews the Premiere Division (3 and 4 person coed) nearly every team looks competitive; Berlin Bike (CT) earns podium finishes on a regular basis and NYARA (NY) has a wealth of experience to rely on. Team A-List (VA/MD), while racing their first event over 30 hours, have a lot of race wins over the years and could be a dark horse to upset some of the more established teams despite this being their first truly multi-day race. Calleva (MD) is another strong team from the mid-Atlantic and a popular dark horse pick amongst our panel. Team Summit Achievement (ME), GMARA (VT), BreatheMag.ca (Ontario, CA) and Gung Ho (PA) have strong rosters and could excel on race day. UltraBambi (NH), despite their youth, won 2nd place at Untamed Virginia 2007 and shouldn't be taken lightly. A late registrant to the race, Aquan / Racing With Giants from California, wasn't included in the roster we circulated to our insiders so we don't have any formal predictions regarding them. I suspect, to make a trip from the West Coast to a race like this, you've got to be race-ready and this team could surprise everyone as we rarely see West Coast teams on the Atlantic side of the country.In fact, the one main take away from our conversations with the "insiders" is that this is the strongest field for any event we've ever organized. I'm sure it's self-selecting; a 60-hour event is bound to attract the higher caliber teams and scare away the rest. We think it's going to be a lot of fun to see how it all plays out.While we focussed on the 3 and 4 person coed teams (the premiere division for this race), there are some very strong teams in the "Open" division where teams of 2-people and single-gender teams are permitted. Team Wicked Pissah / Fitness Together (MA) stands out as one of these teams to watch; they've got lots of big race experience and know what the New England mountains can dish out. Wishful Thinking Fools (VA), in the 2-person category, will also be strong and we understand they've been making annual trips to the White Mountains of New Hamsphire for some time now . . . so this race will be, strangely, not so foreign territory for these two Virginians.Honorable mention has to go to the brendacohenjewelry.com team (PA); we know from experience that they're the team most likely to stash some home brewed beer in their gear bins. Them, along with Ride Too Fast (VA), could win the "most smiles" award bestowed by race checkpoint staff. We'll have to see how that contest shapes up!Finally, lest we lose sight that this is about fun and experiencing the outdoors and testing personal limits -- more than it is about who crosses finish lines first -- we'll close with a quote from one particular insider known as Dr. Evil to many in the New York orbit:
"Regarding the NYARA male team, I just don't want to hear any stories about a team puppy pile in the woods in order to stay warm while sleeping."Here's to a fun race everyone!

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